Natalie Portman Rap - SNL
Une vieille vidéo... enfin, vieille, c'est relatif puisqu'elle date du mois de mars :).
Natalie-Mathilda-Amidala-Portman pète un câble pour le SNL (Saturday Night Live) et montre qu'elle ne se prend pas au sérieux en acceptant de rapper ainsi.
Natalie-Mathilda-Amidala-Portman pète un câble pour le SNL (Saturday Night Live) et montre qu'elle ne se prend pas au sérieux en acceptant de rapper ainsi.
Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap
Un petit transcript de la vidéo (un poil édité par mes soins).
Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman: Hello.
Parnell: So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like?
Portman: Do you really want to know?
Parnell: Please, tell us.
Portman: I don't sleep mother f***er
off that yak and that bourbon
doin' 120 gettin head while I'm swervin
Seth Meyers: D**n Natalie you a crazy chick
Portman: Yo shut the f*** up and suck my d**k
I'm bustin dudes mouth like gushers mother f***er
roll up on NBC and smack the s**t outta Jeff Zucker
Guys: What you want Natalie
Portman: to drink and fight
Guys: what you need Natalie
Portman: to f*** all night
Don't test when i'm crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat
till you s**t in my shoe
leave you screaming
pay for my dry cleaning
f*** you man
It's my name that he's screamin'
Parnell: I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
Portman: I never said I was a role model.
Parnell: But what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?
Portman: All the kids lookin up to me can suck d**k
It's portman mother f***er
drink till i'm sick
slit your throat
and pour nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry
while I laugh you die
and all the Jews
you know I'm talkin to you
Guys: we love you natalie
Portman: I wanna f*** you too
P is for portman
P is for pound
i'll kill your f**in dog for fun so don't push me
Parnell: Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
Portman: Well there's a lot you may not know about me.
Parnell: Really? Such as?
When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
and snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse
and you gotta buncha dudes
I sit down on your face and take a s**t
Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad @$$ b***h (h**l yah)
and I always pay for your dry cleanin
when my s**t gets in your shoe
as for the drug use
well I can vouch for that
my d**k is scared of you
girl
Parnell: Okie-doke. One final question, if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it--
(Portman throws chair at Parnell)
Portman: No more questions
What ?!
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